Tuesday, May 10, 2005

Satan, thy name is....

....Dove bar.

I do so good on what I eat when I'm at work, I have lots and lots of fruit. And maybe a nice little turkey sandwich. But then, I get home and open the freezer, looking at my dinner options and what do I see?

Dove Bars. Caramel Toffee Crunch and Mini-variety pack.

These little babies could very well be the downfall of our society. They will most certainly be the downfall of my ever-increasing waistline. Aside from the disastrous effect these buggers have on my waistline, it just can't be healthy to have a straight ice cream/chocolate dinner. Can it?

So I beseech you, someone please come to my house and remove theses dove bars from my house. Thank you.

Aurora "I-have-no-willpower" Baker

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