I can't find an appropriate song title, and frankly, I am a bit too lazy to look. I attended the best Spanish class ever this evening. Here are the things that came out of it.
1. Brian is easy.
2. Brian has three children.
3. Brian breast-fed his children.
4. Brian is dirty.
5. Dawn reads Spanish fast.
6. A class having pizza is an orgy.
7. Kelley gave Dawn a promise ring.
8. Dawn does know Computer Girl's name. It is Amanda.
9. There was talk of tea-bagging. Getting a Tossed Salad. And Bucking Broncos.
10. There was also a private viewing of some, erm, questionable smilies.
And Brian is the only one who is going to understand any of this. There was so much more, but I can't think of them. And I don't have the energy to write out explanations to this stuff. Some people will understand the pizza reference. But trust me when I say it was the most fun I've had in a class in a loooooooong time.
Sorry I forgot some. It was just so much!
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I get the pizza thing, but the rest is completely lost on me. I'm glad your class was fun though!
Makes me want to take a Spanish class.
Will it all forever remain a mystery to the rest of us?
Wait you forgot what’s a tea bagging getting your salad tossed and the bucking bronco
For the rest of the class (this use of class in reference to the students of this blog) I wore a sweater that’s tight cut made me look like I was well perky...the moobs (man boobs) jokes poured on and I cried myself to sleep last night...lucky for you Dawn it was cause I was drunk and stubbed my toe getting into bed with my non-girl friend lovers..
Wait strike that. It was a dream
Yes, I have dreams where I sub my toe...
I do have a vision of next semester’s Spanish class leading to several convictions...or at the very least lawsuits,...I can't wait!!
Well off to do push-ups..
Brian, thanks for reminding me. I added them.
Carly, I can't explain. But, brian did a pretty good job. It's just so long.
So Amanda's computer girl. Who the heck is Kelley? And what did his/her ring promise???
Kelley is my oral partner. (ha!) We call each other Lesbo. I dunno what she was promising, but she gave it to me and said, here, its a promise ring. They're all classmates.
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