that counts as a quote? right?anyway, a bio for Carly.
John Lewis Ford. aka leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeew! (shouted whenver he's noticed, on screen, up to bat, whenever)
6'0"
completely adorkable guy, team dork, outfielder.
nick would also recommend Lew, as Lew is Nick's actual favorite. I'd prefer you take Lew over Joe, Joe is young, barely 22, and he has sideburns. I mean sideburns, really.
matt lecroy once walked into the clubhouse to tell lew gardy wanted him on the field, first, lew didn't believe him, then, when leaving the clubhouse to go out to the field, he went the wrong direction.
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It's absolutely a quote!
Lew was also the guy who burned himself when he tried to iron a shirt that he was still wearing.
Speaking of sideburns, did you see the ones the Jays relief pitcher was sporting last night? Holy nightmare.
oh yes, there was mucho mocking in my apartment.
Okay, I can work with this. Although, that whole ironing thing... yikes!
Any more stories?
oh lord, more lew stories?
well, some basics, he's happily married, with two adorable children, and is probably the only baseball player who doesn't cheat on his wife/girlfriend when he's on the road.
he's a clown. he's a nerd. he loves doom (the game) and sci-fi stuff.
he's hilarious. Yes, he does do dumb things, like ironing himself, but he's so good natured about it. he's totally worth it.
Leeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwww..I think he has became one of the media/fans darlinggggggggg.
What a game last night!
dem, you're absolutely right, it was a fantastic game to watch. super fun.
you'd probably like batgirl if you haven't already read her. she's linked on the side over there.
it was a great game, but i'm a bit tired of torii's ego.
Okay, he's out. I hate that clean and pure crap. You're an athlete for crying out loud! It's still between Joe & Torii. And you guys are forgetting, I love T.O. so ego's not really an issue with me. Give me the weekend to think about it.
um, if lew's too clean cut/good boy, you might want to pass on mauer too. va-nilla.
Carly, Lew is the best ever. If you don't take him or Joe, you're making a HUGE mistake. Torii... meh. He runs his mouth way too much.
Joe's still on my mind, Anon. II. Maybe. Sarah's right though, vanilla ain't my thing. Maybe she can suggest someone else?
personally, i like the latinos, but i can't think of any off-hand that will meet any height requirements.
joe mauer is a great ballplayer and sort of cute if you like that sort of thing, but he has no personality. just like that robot friend of his morneau.
Still wondering why Santana, Lohse and Nathan didn't make the list of options. All tall and decently hot.
santana didn't make it, because they had to be 6'1'' or taller. Lohse and nathan, well, i was lazy and tired.
*thinks*
Carly, how would you feel about a guy who has an evil twin who pitches like crap and once took a bat to the manager's office door?
Lew story: Once Lew was seen standing in line, and someone asked why. Apparently Nike (?) was giving out contact lenses. "But, Lew, you don't wear contacts!" He thought about that for a second, and left the line.
(Was Silva on the list? He'd make the height requirement. And he's the clown and cheerleader of the team. He likes to talk as much as Torii, but in a more positive manner.)
Silva was on the list. Chacaron.
i guess he qualifies as latino, but he's just not that hot. unless he's wearing the jacket and sadly, he can't pitch in that.
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