A Dozen Reasons Why It's A Bummer Working In A Cubicle!
1. Being told to "Think Outside the Box" when I'm in the @#$%? box all day! In all fairness, i dont' get told to think outside the box, I get told to follow policy
2. Not being able to check E-mail attachments without first seeing who is behind me. thankfully, no one can sneak up on me in my cubicle at this time.
3. Fabric cubicle walls do not offer much protection from any kind of gunfire. Sadly, this could potentially be an issue where i work...
4. That nagging feeling that if I just press the right button, I will get a piece of cheese. mmmm, cheese
5. Lack of roof rafters for the noose. i got nothing
6. My walls are too close together for my hammock to work right. i should bring in my hammock and try this...
7. Women: Damned near impossible to adjust your bra or slip without comment.i work with 10 women and 2 men. they're used to our foibles now
8. Men: Co-workers tend to stare when you take your pants off.not if it's not worth staring at, we don't
9. 23 power cords, 1 outlet. hee
10. Prison cells are not only bigger, they have beds. my boss frequently closes her door and pulls the little fold up bed into her office for a nap. seriously.
11. When tours come through, I get lots of peanuts thrown at me. thankfully, people aren't allowed to tour here. i'd go nuts
12. Can't slam the door when you quit and walk out. no, but i can slam my bosses door.
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*sigh* ah, cubicle life... how i miss it. *not kidding about that*
I hate my cubicle. Although, I've taken to telling people to see me in "my office" when I want to talk to them.
13) You can't have a single private conversation, schedule a dentist appointment or order carryout without waiting until the air kicks on to provide background noise.
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